exxxpert cosmo tips

cosmo tip #712

if he doesnt wanna have sex with another man to have sex with you hes gay 

cosmo tip #711

surprise him at work while wearing nothing but socks and sandals 

cosmo tip #710

show him your inner playboy bunny by jumping up and down on his penis 

cosmo tip #709

entice your man with a special treat; bleach your butthole. and your vagina hole. and your peepee hole. and your nose holes. bleach all your holes 

cosmo tip #708

Cut off one of ur nipples and glue it to the hood of his car as a sexy little hood ornament 

“7 Things Men Wish Women Knew
Comedian Dane Cook isn’t just hilarious and hot. He’s also pretty damn insightful when it comes to relationships, hook-ups, and the best way to pick up a man. We got the former Cosmo Fun Fearless Male to give us a sneak peek into the male mind.”

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/dane-cook-new-album-advice-for-women

dane cook x cosmo otp

thank you for the submission !!! im sure dane cook has a lot of insight and good thigns to sAgfdhahhdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

cosmo tip #648

ask him to join the pen 15 club