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if you want to have some fun out of the bedroom get naked and try tying their ankles to a metal banister with a binding of your choice*, lettin them dangle for twenty minutes then throw almond milk on them and scream every member of their family’s name
*optional: if using rope set it on fire. this makes for a fun houdini-esque spin on your sex life!
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