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ur sexperts ;)
Astrological Sign: aries
Favourite colour: sonic
About me: i’ve actually never touched a penis before i’m so sorry i don’t know why i’m even here
Astrological sign: Horny Taurus ;)
Favourite colour: Brown and Cyan
About me: fUCK i dont even know if i cna remember?? peopel were always like LO youre a LSOER and you smell liek cigarettes and like someone spilled some bee r on you
and i was like FUCK YOU OKAy i knw o im going to do somethin grweat one day
i was nine at the time
as a highershcooler, i could NEVR attract anyone, and i was startin to get sad. i dont NEED YOU FCUCKS i yelled as i lef thighschoo l forever
i strarted an underground porn site catere d to people who smoked and dran k a lot. surely SOMEON E had to lie kme!
after accessive amotuns of masturbation and porn wtzchgn, i was soon giving custoemrs sex tips. i felt greAT! i finally amount ed to something.
on e day, i go ta note from cosmo sayi n my advice was p good or wahtevr and offered me a job
so here i am ;)
astrological sign: i don’t believe in witches
age: 20 (in human years)
favorite color: red (the color of cum)
about me: sex is unnatural and fucked up. but if you follow our tips you probably won’t go to hell where sex-having pieces of shit like you go. we test all the tips on me and im slowly dying. i am but a shell of the human i used to be, a shadow. every moment of my life is aching misery. send help.