exxxpert cosmo tips

how to get laid in one easy step

cacty — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:01:16 -0400

how to get laid in one easy step

cosmo tip #717

oolongs — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:10:55 -0400

beat him up and take his lunch money every day

cosmo tip #716

cacty — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:05:50 -0400

keep him guessing! say “goodbye” instead of “goodnight”

cosmo tip #715

cacty — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:13:16 -0400

wipe his cum onto his shirt while screaming “EW!!! ICKY!!! GROSS!!!!”

cosmo tip #714

oolongs — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:58:36 -0400

Bob Marley Flavor™ Condoms

cosmo tip #713

cacty — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:50:56 -0400

bake a big giant cake together and then throw the cake out and fuck

cosmo tip #712

mlsandry — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:50:37 -0400

if he doesnt wanna have sex with another man to have sex with you hes gay

cosmo tip #711

missjraffe — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:45:18 -0400

surprise him at work while wearing nothing but socks and sandals

cosmo tip #710

missjraffe — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:44:54 -0400

show him your inner playboy bunny by jumping up and down on his penis

cosmo tip #709

missjraffe — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:39:45 -0400

entice your man with a special treat; bleach your butthole. and your vagina hole. and your peepee hole. and your nose holes. bleach all your holes

cosmo tip #708

missjraffe — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:38:31 -0400

Cut off one of ur nipples and glue it to the hood of his car as a sexy little hood ornament

You’re picky to the point of absurdity. You will never be satisfied. I’ve given you...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:34:57 -0400

You’re picky to the point of absurdity. You will never be satisfied. I’ve given you plenty of disturbing and creepily accurate one-liners that annihilate heterosexuality and you never posted them. I’m beginning to think you’re threatened by my genius.

your submissions are awful please try to submit something good you’re*

oolongs — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:52:00 -0400

your submissions are awful please try to submit something good

you’re*

panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazo...

cacty — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:18:21 -0400

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

except its not okay what is WRONG With you

lo-db — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:47:37 -0400

except its not okay what is WRONG With you

i guess a lot of your boyfriends arent sexy bara daddies, that’s okay

lo-db — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:23:40 -0400

i guess a lot of your boyfriends arent sexy bara daddies, that’s okay

cosmo tip #707

lo-db — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:06:07 -0400

it’s father’s day, so don’t forget to treat your “daddy” today!

how to make a baby: video guide

oolongs — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:01:00 -0400

how to make a baby: video guide

welcometotheonlygameintown: expertcosmotips: Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and...

oolongs — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:29:37 -0400

welcometotheonlygameintown:

expertcosmotips:

Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and she poops a baby??

and this is why every self-respecting parent refers to their offspring as “little shits”

dont get the joke please send me the joke so can understand :-)

Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and she poops a baby??

oolongs — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:23:21 -0400

Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and she poops a baby??