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exxxpert cosmo tips

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Sep 1 '12

cosmo tip #373

next time you orgasm throw him out a window and yell “HAVE A NICE FALL!!” he’ll get the joke and laugh at how he has a quirky and crazy gf like zooey deschanel from the show “zooey deschanel is quirky and crazy”

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