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exxxpert cosmo tips

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Aug 18 '12

cosmo tip #333

commemorate the new animal collective album centipede hz by putting buckets upon buckets full of centipedes into your vagina. when your boyfriend puts his penis into you, immediately spew them out and orgasm, whispering into his ear “#thedeakisback”

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    ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS im crying again omg still teh funniest thing ever #thedeakisback
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