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exxxpert cosmo tips

can someone tell us what a penis is?
Aug 18 '12

cosmo tip #333

commemorate the new animal collective album centipede hz by putting buckets upon buckets full of centipedes into your vagina. when your boyfriend puts his penis into you, immediately spew them out and orgasm, whispering into his ear “#thedeakisback”

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