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Jul 2 '12
“He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement. Wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary’s body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly conditioned. They tried all the positions; on top, doggie and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hell beast ate them.”
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Garth Marenghi - Juggers (An Erotic Horror)

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