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exxxpert cosmo tips

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Jun 17 '12

cosmo tip #270

remind him of his loving father by leaving and never coming back

732 notes Tags: he'll appreciate the heartwarming gesture say you went out for cigarettes come back 20 years later it'll be like an adam sandler movie except funny

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