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exxxpert cosmo tips

can't seem to please your man? this is the blog 4 u.

the original ;) accept no imitators

Jun 8 '12

Anonymous asked:

EVEN BETTER: when he's going down on u, put bagpipes in your mouth, and when he's doing a good job you scream into your bagpipes. If he's scottish, it'll turn him on even more.

no see what you do is when he takes his pants off just

scream at his ballsack

but your mouth really close to his testicles and just

scream

it doesn’t matter where he’s from if it doesn’t turn him on he’s probably from outer space

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