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exxxpert cosmo tips

can't seem to please your man? this is the blog 4 u.

the original ;) accept no imitators

Jun 8 '12

Anonymous asked:

is the blood of my enemies a good lube

nine out of ten doctors agree that the only lube worth using is molten lava

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