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May 30 '12

cosmo tip #255

for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside

815 notes Tags: well the eggs need a safe place to be! don't be so inconsiderate

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    need a safe place to be! #don’t be so inconsiderate