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exxxpert cosmo tips

can someone tell us what a penis is?
Apr 15 '12

cosmo tip #227

never fart near him its a sign of weakness. you know what they say, if you pass gas, he’ll never stick it in your ass.

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  15. inamoratianonymous reblogged this from expertcosmotips and added:
    it’s funny cause its true. I held him down and farted on him. And now he won’t have butt sex with me.
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  21. sundayglassandbrokenbest reblogged this from idontknowwhyifightforyouthisway and added:
    No one should be sticking it in the ass anyways. That is what the God given gift of a vagina is for. This is dumb. If...
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  23. sarah-the-slayer reblogged this from hollaindaclub and added:
    so basically,if youve ever farted youll die a virgin
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  27. runaway-alaska reblogged this from expertcosmotips and added:
    Never. Girls don’t fart
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  30. sparklec00ch reblogged this from expertcosmotips and added:
    This is why I don’t fart near Michael. Or anyone for that matter ;)
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