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Feb 29 '12

cosmo tip #192

try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!

789 notes Tags: bonus points if he can guess what foods you ate if a man doesn't love your farts he doesn't love you make sure no one else finds them or they might fall in love with you cybersafe submission

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    This is about as helpful as actual Cosmo Tips are hahaha
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