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Jan 30 '12

cosmo tip #159

want to give your man an exciting night? murder a neighbourhood child and frame him! bury the child in the floorboards! see how long it takes for him to crack! 

802 notes Tags: never go to sleep thats what you get for riding your skateboard in the middle of the road stupid kid say you have candy and puppies idk

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