wanna ditch your guy? decide that you’re a mermaid and live in the bathtub and scream uncontrollably every time he suggests you leave your watery mermaid paradise
2,159 notes Tags: wait i'm not sure if this will turn him off or turn him on permanent pruney fingers yes you have to poop and pee in there sorry you're a mermaid now
…..I may just live in my bathtub. Excuse me everyone.
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