if he finds the sex boring, try making sound effects with your mouth
BIG BADDA BOOM BIG BOOM
I’m partial to BABOOOOOOM
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES THIS IS GOLDEN
CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP [SOUND OF GOOFY FALLING LONG DISTANCE] [FART NOISE IN ARMPIT OF LOVER] NEIGHHH! [BAD ANIME ORGASM...
I’ll do it, too.