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exxxpert cosmo tips

can't seem to please your man? this is the blog 4 u.

the original ;) accept no imitators

Jun 16 '13

cosmo tip #707

it’s father’s day, so don’t forget to treat your “daddy” today!

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Jun 15 '13

how to make a baby: video guide

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Jun 15 '13

welcometotheonlygameintown:

expertcosmotips:

Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and she poops a baby??

and this is why every self-respecting parent refers to their offspring as “little shits”

 dont get the joke please send me the joke so  can understand :-)

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Jun 15 '13

Dating is what old people do and then they kiss and she poops a baby??

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Jun 14 '13

goldenclitoris:

why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so

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Jun 13 '13

galaxy—girl:

trenchgun:

sex playlist:

  • german naruto opening
  • *shinji screaming*
  • stock sound effect of an elephant
  • rockstar by nickleback
  • “anime” by soulja boy
  • a 6 year old boy making fart noises
  • monks chanting
  • obama

I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome

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Jun 13 '13
highly desirable men

highly desirable men

(Source: tastyhumanburgers)

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Jun 13 '13
kekkes: overpriced

kekkes:

overpriced

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Jun 12 '13

cosmo tip #706

ex won’t stop texting you? scare him away by pretending you joined a cult

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Jun 11 '13

(Source: shrugging)

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