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exxxpert cosmo tips

can't seem to please your man? this is the blog 4 u.

the original ;) accept no imitators

Disclaimer and FAQs

We are not affiliated with Cosmo in any way! This is simply a joke blog poking fun at the sometimes outrageous tips cosmo gives.

To reiterate, these tips are not from Cosmo. 

FAQ

1. Why was my submission/ask rejected?

We get a lot of submissions, some of them quite similar to what we have already posted! Sometimes they are simply…well, not that good. Another reason is that they could be potentially offensive. As far-fetched great as our tips are, we don’t want to insult people. As for asks, we don’t want to clog up everyone’s dashboard with them.

Also sometimes they take a few weeks for us to post!

2. Why don’t you make tips for homosexuals?

Because Cosmo is geared for straight, cisgender individuals. We’re trying to keep up with that formula. 

3. How do I become a sexxxpert?

In short, we’re not looking for more people to run this blog. We have quite a few members running it already, and we prefer to keep it on a friends-only basis.

4. Both your submissions and askbox are closed! Is it alright to give my submission/ask to one of the sexxxpert’s asks?

We would prefer if you did not do this. Usually when these are closed, it’s because we’re swamped with asks/submissions as it is.