exxxpert cosmo tips

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July 2012

98 posts

Jun 30, 2012856 notes
In your experience, what is the most efficient and thorough way to give some one a boner??

touch his pekis

Jun 30, 201262 notes
what do you think about doggy style?

thats illegal

Jun 30, 201268 notes
why is my g-spot in my armpit?

how did u find this out

Jun 30, 2012123 notes
i hav 3 clits is dat normal

no you’re missing one

Jun 30, 2012179 notes
can you give me tips on how to give good head ?

what idk put on some makeup and your head will look really pretty i guess

Jun 30, 2012145 notes
how does tongue

its easy you just

Jun 30, 2012181 notes
any fisting tips?

1. use ur fist and not ur head like some dumbass plops i kno 

Jun 30, 201279 notes
What do I use all the different holes for?

on top, doggy, and normal.

Jun 30, 201226 notes
#darkplace
what should i do with my butt hair

what shouldnt u do

Jun 30, 2012119 notes
Trying to use ur tips but I can't find the penis? Wheres it hiding?

whats a penis lol

Jun 30, 201248 notes
sexiest outfit u can wear to get him in the mood????????///,,,,

  1. wear 
  2. his
  3. dads
  4. clothing
Jun 30, 2012206 notes
how do i tell my family i am a chronic masturbatior?!

*i lean close into ur ear and whisper tenderly into ur tender ear* show them

Jun 30, 2012109 notes
i spit on my man;s weenie and now he won't talk ot me, help???

  • his loss
Jun 30, 201243 notes
my boyfriend told me not to poop for 4+ hours! does that mean he likes to see me suffer? and maybe wants me to shit all over him?

wait you poop 

leave 

Jun 30, 201275 notes
How babby form?

they need to do way instain mother

Jun 30, 201274 notes
how can i incorporate TEam Fortress 2 in my love making becuase that german medic is a sexxaay beast rrrawr

pretend youre spamming your E key just like in the game and any sound you make should only say MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC

Jun 30, 2012109 notes
#Anonymous
is this blog run by a homestuck troll? ==>

ur an idiot

Jun 30, 201222 notes
who are you ya fuckin hipster

click the ur sexxxperts page you fart

Jun 30, 201211 notes
My gf can only fist my asshole with her head halfway, how do can she get it all the way in there

hav u looked up the definition of fisting u fucking asswalker dilwad

Jun 30, 201256 notes
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