May 2012
60 posts
May 31st
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cosmo tip #256
next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
May 31st
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May 31st
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cosmo tip #255
for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside
May 30th
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May 30th
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your typical cosmo girl
May 30th
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3 tags
cosmo tip #254
they call it a money shot for a reason, every time he cums on you, take 100 dollars out of his bank account
May 30th
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May 29th
777 notes
May 29th
218 notes
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cosmo tip #253
have your man grow tentacles and reenact your favourite hentai! 
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
117 notes
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cosmo tip #252
why have 1 peen in your ass when you can have 5
May 26th
634 notes
May 26th
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cosmo tip #251
hydrofluoric acid is perfect for dissolving bodies!
May 26th
635 notes
May 25th
552 notes
May 25th
482 notes
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cosmo tip #250
invite his elementary school bully over for a sexy threesome
May 25th
627 notes
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cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
May 24th
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cosmo tip #248
lay eggs and make him take care of them so your s̃̋̑҉̻͔͉̻̫̗̯p͓͙͍̹̝̞̥ͧͬͤ́å̫͡w̻̤̪̙̹̥̪̾̉̃͠n̡̙͔̩̲ ̵̱͉̻̣ͨh̟̟̻ͪ̓a̡͚̯̎ţ͉̲͈͙̍̈́̃̓ͦ̐̓c̥̦͍͚̖̣͖ͬ͡hē̪̻ͨ͊ͯ̑̍͜s̙̘͌̑ ̢̼ͧ̏̍̿a̖̣̱c͍͆c̩̙̮͇͋ͯȍ͓̱̹͙̗͔̒͊ͭ͐̃̃r͍͓͈͇͎̪̓ͣ̋ͧ̾̂́ͅį́͗̓̈ͧͮd̷̩͂ͫ͆́n̺̟̭̮̯̭̊͐̇ͧg͉̬̰̝̬̯͉ͨ ͇̱͎̘ͣt͙̮̭̮o̴̙͎̰̹͖̤͕ ̬̜̦̘͗͗ͤͪp̯ͪͤr̢̳͔̘͎̜̈̑o̙̠̭̲̱̰̐̎̈́̈́p̜͖͇͖̦͍̎ͥͥh͖ͦ̊e̝͍̼̬̣̺̘͆̎̉c̤̣̖ͯ͒̔̊y͕͍͍̼̪̪̗͌͑̓̈ͩ
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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cosmo tip #247
dicks
May 22nd
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May 18th
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5 tags
cosmo tip #246
if your man sort of isn’t in the mood for sex on a particular night, something suspicious is definitely going on. it is impossible for a man to just not feel like having sex obviously
May 18th
259 notes
May 17th
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May 17th
4,434 notes
2 tags
cosmo tip #245
brush his arm hair like a stallion’s mane
May 17th
229 notes
May 16th
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May 16th
3,272 notes
May 16th
1,169 notes
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fussybabybitch: proper dildo usage
May 16th
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May 16th
768 notes
1 tag
May 15th
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3 tags
cosmo tip #244
want your man to be more sensitive? get him to watch madoka with you! there is no way he won’t cry.
May 14th
262 notes
4 tags
cosmo tip #243
when you’re reaching climax, scream “whats hip-hop-a-happening to me!”
May 13th
1,715 notes
May 12th
7,521 notes
Listenthighbone: i dont know what i’m doing on...
May 12th
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3 tags
cosmo tip #242
leave a bouquet of pubes on his pillow
May 12th
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May 10th
127 notes
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cosmo tip #241
get nipples surgically implanted onto your butt
May 9th
408 notes
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cosmo tip #240
when he least expects it take off all your clothes to reveal that you are actually a rat king
May 9th
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May 9th
1,690 notes
1 tag
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
261 notes
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cosmo tip #239
instead of rose petals on the bed sheets just place a dead rat king there
May 6th
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cosmo tip #238
have the most heteronormative sex possible
May 6th
667 notes
1 tag
May 6th
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1 tag
May 4th
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cosmo tip #237
looking to be more of a dominatrix in bed? if you need an extra kinky phrase, tell him his OTP sucks and isn’t even canon
May 4th
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