exxxpert cosmo tips: Archive

hey sexy baby boo butts we have a little announcement
we get a lot of complaintz (!) that we do not credit people well enough for their submissions

so dis it watt were gonna doo………

when we post a submission we will still tag u in da tags but we WILL ALSO link da text portion of da post to go to UR BLOG
dat way the tags won’t be lost when ppl reblog and da world can know what a super awesome sexxxpert u r

smile if u sexy

Mar 25, 201256 notes

Mar 25, 2012343 notes

cosmo tip #211

make any costume party sensual by dressing up as a ghost and cutting out nipple holes instead of eye holes

Mar 25, 2012671 notes

#you probably won't be able to see but he will have a boner the entire time #boners are a good thing that's what you want ok

Mar 25, 2012133 notes

cosmo tip #210

insist on seeing the lorax every day until it leaves theaters and call him “oncie” in sexual situations from then on in. this will probably turn him on in some way.

Mar 25, 2012240 notes

#you can dress him up as the onceler too i guess #isnt the onceler supposed to be green arms though #why is this weenie looking kid now him idgi #also call his penis a truffula tree

Mar 25, 20129,552 notes

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Mar 22, 2012100 notes

#sexy genital warts