March 2012
74 posts
5 tags
cosmo tip #192
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
Mar 1st
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February 2012
95 posts
hey baby babies, we have a FAQ section now! →
all your questions answered ;) or at least some of them 
Feb 29th
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cosmo tip #191
let your man know when you’re feeling extra hot by sending smoke signals from a flammable location
Feb 28th
391 notes
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cosmo tip #190
if u can’t lick his butthole u don’t rly love him
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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cosmo tip #189
never wear panties even when your vagina is bleeding
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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submissions are open again please be gentle 
Feb 22nd
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cosmo tip #188
if boys don’t like any part of your body the obvious solution is cosmetic surgery. why learn to be happy with yourself when everyone else can love you?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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cosmo tip #187
if he posts pictures of anime girls he probably wants to fuck anime girls
Feb 22nd
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cosmo tip #186
buy a pizza
Feb 21st
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cosmo tip #185
cut his balls off they look weird
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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cosmo tip #184
show him you’re a real ice queen by locking yourself in a freezer
Feb 20th
332 notes
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cosmo tip #183
does he wear glasses and play video games? dump him. nerds are stupid. you know what they say: if he has glasses, dump his ass(es)
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
4,249 notes
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cosmo tip #182
rejuvinate your love life with a bath…………. a blood bath
Feb 19th
432 notes
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cosmo tip #181
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
242 notes
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
451 notes
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cosmo tip #180
wanna impress a sk8er boy? give yourself a black eye and break a few bones and tell him you got them in a skating accident 
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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cosmo tip #179
does he have a collection of old vhs tapes? tape over them with footage of you pooping
Feb 16th
254 notes
Feb 15th
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cosmo tip #178
the best thing to do on valentines day if you’re single is to complain about it because it lets men know you’re available and it turns them on
Feb 15th
987 notes
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cosmo tip #177
get a mirror. instant date.
Feb 15th
288 notes
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cosmo tip #176
for a romantic valentines day, jump off a bridge together so you’ll never be apart <3
Feb 15th
327 notes
Feb 14th
113 notes
WatchWatch
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
78 notes
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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2 tags
cosmo tip #175
is he not giving it to you? get really extravagant fake nails so that you can’t masturbate. your man will take pity on you and finally touch your vagina
Feb 13th
238 notes
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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cosmo tip #174
when he’s close to his climax, lean forward into his ear and whisper “Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.” 
Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
34 notes
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cosmo tip #173
talk to his butt. make friends with his butt
Feb 10th
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