December 2011
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cosmo tip #126
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
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cosmo tip #125
to make your new years’ sexcapades special and exciting, stick a lit sparkler in his ass! the more adventurous can try a roman candle ;)))
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cosmo tip #124
does your man have smegma? don’t let it go to waste and use it as a sexy secret ingredient in your greek salads
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cosmo tip #123
Take a picture of your vagina! Get it blown up and framed to place over the fireplace. Your man will be driven with lust every time he passes by it!
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cosmo tip #122
To make sure your man has most pleasurable experience during anal, take a small cheese grater before any foreplay or penetration and insert it into your anus. Make sure you don’t tell him it’s there and listen to him scream ;)
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cosmo tip #121
Building up anticipation can be hot! Invite your man over and then lock him alone in your room without food or water for hours. All that time thinking about the hot, hot sex waiting for him when you return will be sure to get him really riled up!
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cosmo tip #120
pop his pimples with your teeth! don’t forget to swallow ;)
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cosmo tip #119
On a tight budget this Christmas with no extra money for tree decorations? This year you can have a frugal and sexy Christmas just by taking your used flavored condoms and putting them on the tree as ornaments!
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cosmo tip #118
if your man love disney channel shows, sneak into the whitehouse and and have a sexy, steamy, sensual cory in the house role-play together. it will drive him mad with lust!
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cosmo tip #117
decorate a cock ring with leaves and berries to make a festive ‘n’ sexy wreath!!
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cosmo tip #116
does your man have everything? or maybe you’re just broke? don’t fret and get in touch with your inner sexy artist by making him a craft made out of tampons as a holiday gift. he’ll love anything that reminds him of your vagina
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cosmo tip #115
Since Kwanzaa is all about ancestors and heritage, why not celebrate with your man by having his parents/grandparents/etc join in on your sexxy festivities? He’ll be really turned on by the sense of familial togetherness as he watches his mom and dad demonstrate the exact position that lead to his conception!
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cosmo tip #114
for a sexy hot hanukkah with your boytoy buy some sensual-colored party candles from the dollar store; carefully shove a few up your anus; shake your candle-filled ass in front of your man demanding him to light that shit on fire; and proceed to jiggle your assets to the tune of “hanukkah o hanukkah light the menorah (menorass)” your man of jewish descent will be sure to douse the...
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cosmo tip #113
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
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cosmo tip #112
Going to your visit your boyfriend’s family this holiday and worried about getting caught having sex? Simple solution! Invite them to join in on the cheer. The holidays are all about bringing families together, after all.
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cosmo tip #111
can’t think of what to get him this holiday season? a tiny telescope is the perfect flirty gift that lets him take a peak at the contents of your many orifices
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cosmo tip #110
buy a mini christmas tree and use it as a strap-on! ;) he’ll love the texture, and if you use anal beads too, it’ll even be decorated when you’re done!
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cosmo tip #109
for a special hanukkah treat, bend your mans penis into the star of david. then burn it for eight nights.
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we still want and and submissions from you!!!!!!!!!!!! (especially da first two ok)
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cosmo tip #108
planning on leaving santa a plate of cookies this christmas eve? spice things up by leaving him a plate of butt plugs instead
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cosmo tip #107
show him you care by using the pages of his favourite book as toilet paper
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cosmo tip # 106
Explode.
Anonymous asked: Would it turn my man on if he came home to find me tied to the bed with Christmas lights?
mothcub asked: Yeah well that golden retriever knows more than I do, that's for sure.
mothcub asked: How can I become a fab, knowledgable sexpert like you lot?
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cosmo tip #105
is your man into naughty piercings but you don’t feel like piercing your lady bits? get your ass cheeks pierced instead! it will drive him into a sexual frenzy
Anonymous asked: always remember that it's OKAY to have every single man in line behind you fuck you: but remember even more that it's only alright fro the ONE SPECIAL man to squirt the sweet sour fluids from beyond his loins to douse the fire in ya cooch.. let ya man know HES THE SPECIAL ONE.. not just some dude in line. sorry this got pretty sappy man :'(
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cosmo tip #104
wanna get him hot? grow out your pubes for a few months and then set them on fire while he watches eagerly
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cosmo tip #103
whenever you and your man go out for a romantic dinner take the leftovers and put them into a box you keep under the bed for 5 months. the scent of decaying food will remind him of how much he loves you
Anonymous asked: So, my man is really shy about his size, anything sexy I can do to make him feel better about it?
