exxxpert cosmo tips: Archive

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cosmo tip #190

if u can’t lick his butthole u don’t rly love him

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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cosmo tip #189

never wear panties even when your vagina is bleeding

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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submissions are open again please be gentle

Feb 22nd

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cosmo tip #188

if boys don’t like any part of your body the obvious solution is cosmetic surgery. why learn to be happy with yourself when everyone else can love you?

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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cosmo tip #187

if he posts pictures of anime girls he probably wants to fuck anime girls

Feb 22nd

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cosmo tip #186

buy a pizza

Feb 21st

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cosmo tip #185

cut his balls off they look weird

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

672 notes

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cosmo tip #184

show him you’re a real ice queen by locking yourself in a freezer

Feb 20th

271 notes

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cosmo tip #183

does he wear glasses and play video games? dump him. nerds are stupid. you know what they say: if he has glasses, dump his ass(es)

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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cosmo tip #182

rejuvinate your love life with a bath…………. a blood bath

Feb 19th

309 notes

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cosmo tip #181

does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

198 notes

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

417 notes

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cosmo tip #180

wanna impress a sk8er boy? give yourself a black eye and break a few bones and tell him you got them in a skating accident

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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cosmo tip #179

does he have a collection of old vhs tapes? tape over them with footage of you pooping

Feb 16th

223 notes

Feb 15th

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cosmo tip #178

the best thing to do on valentines day if you’re single is to complain about it because it lets men know you’re available and it turns them on

Feb 15th

973 notes

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cosmo tip #177

get a mirror. instant date.

Feb 15th

272 notes

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cosmo tip #176

for a romantic valentines day, jump off a bridge together so you’ll never be apart <3

Feb 15th

328 notes

Feb 14th

95 notes

Watch

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

417 notes

Feb 14th

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cosmo tip #175

is he not giving it to you? get really extravagant fake nails so that you can’t masturbate. your man will take pity on you and finally touch your vagina

Feb 13th

227 notes

Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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cosmo tip #174

when he’s close to his climax, lean forward into his ear and whisper “Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.”

Feb 12th

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