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exxxpert cosmo tips

can someone tell us what a penis is?
Sep 14 '14

Anonymous asked:

I'm glad you're blog brings you disappointment. it should you're fucking stereotyping people

did you know sex can help relieve stress?? ;))))

(or in your case, probably masturbation)

Aug 27 '14

satans-bottom-bitch reblogged your post cosmo tip #890 and added:

There weren’t dinosaurs in 100 b.c. You uneducated twat

looks like you dont know shit about history. read a bible

Aug 27 '14

cosmo tip #890

does he like doctor who? send him back in  time to 100 bc so a dinosaur can eat him

Aug 24 '14
Aug 24 '14

like and reblog this post if you think donkey kong is a very attractive man :-)

Aug 24 '14

(Source: unicodesnowman)

Aug 24 '14

cosmo tip #889

he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del

Aug 15 '14
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Jul 17 '14

Why date the dub when you can have the sub