Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

exxxpert cosmo tips

can someone tell us what a penis is?
Aug 27 '14

satans-bottom-bitch reblogged your post cosmo tip #890 and added:

There weren’t dinosaurs in 100 b.c. You uneducated twat

looks like you dont know shit about history. read a bible

Aug 27 '14

cosmo tip #890

does he like doctor who? send him back in  time to 100 bc so a dinosaur can eat him

Aug 24 '14
Aug 24 '14

like and reblog this post if you think donkey kong is a very attractive man :-)

Aug 24 '14

(Source: unicodesnowman)

Aug 24 '14

cosmo tip #889

he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del

Aug 15 '14
Jul 27 '14
Jul 17 '14

Why date the dub when you can have the sub

Jul 17 '14

It’s not like he will ever care about you anyway. Just give up. If his sim you made in The Sims 3™ won’t stay faithful to you, you know it’s not meant to be.