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exxxpert cosmo tips

can someone tell us what a penis is?
Jul 27 '14
Jul 17 '14

Why date the dub when you can have the sub

Jul 17 '14

It’s not like he will ever care about you anyway. Just give up. If his sim you made in The Sims 3™ won’t stay faithful to you, you know it’s not meant to be.

Jul 11 '14
Jul 2 '14

Can’t have sex today… Too sad death grips broke up…

Jul 1 '14

happy canada day for all you canadians hope you eat a moose dick in hell 

Jun 29 '14

rokkakudaiheights:

nickfnry:

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

finally i can quench my thirst

Jun 29 '14

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b hole

Jun 29 '14

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b hole

Jun 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT DUMB FUCKING POST THATS SO FUCKING LONG FOR NO FUCKING REASON OTHER THAN TO PUT THE WORDS "B HOLE" AT THE BOTTOM





























































wow calm down