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exxxpert cosmo tips

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Apr 18 '14

cosmo tip #881

wash

Apr 16 '14

sorry for the nsfw picture slip-up! we promised in the past to tag nsfw images and we will make sure to enforce this rule in the future.

Apr 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

what happened to mememaster

i dont know why dont you ask him

Apr 15 '14

if you`re under 30 it`s illegal to follow this blog

Apr 15 '14

"now that we’re all covered in feces what do we do" and other common questions about sex

Apr 15 '14

today i learned that most of you hate school and are BIG JERKS 

Apr 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

I learned that polystyrene is very durable. Also: if you have gym last period the sub will take off her heels and play badminton with you in her bare feet

sandwiches don’t have feet only some bread

Apr 15 '14

how was your day at school? did you learn anything?

Apr 14 '14

imagine a smoothie made out of pus and hair

Apr 14 '14
OH MAN. I'M SO FRICKIN' HORNY

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