exxxpert cosmo tips

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May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

cosmo tip #256

next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

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May 30 '12

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May 30 '12

cosmo tip #255

for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside

548 notes Tags: well the eggs need a safe place to be! don't be so inconsiderate

May 30 '12

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May 29 '12
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your typical cosmo girl

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May 29 '12

cosmo tip #254

they call it a money shot for a reason, every time he cums on you, take 100 dollars out of his bank account

898 notes Tags: btw you make him cum by touching a boner a lot (in case you forgot) why not give us half we gave you the idea making a living in today's harsh economy

May 29 '12

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May 28 '12

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May 28 '12

cosmo tip #253

have your man grow tentacles and reenact your favourite hentai! 

503 notes Tags: just like your favourite animes make sure you both have horrid voice acting or whatever